Hobbywhores Merch

Here you have it - the line of merchandise you never asked for but are getting anyway! Make every day a Smugshot with our selection of random guff.

We have lovely fluffy hoodies and comfy tees, sized for real life people who enjoy a bag of Space Raiders (or 5).

Our tote bags hold either 6 bags of Tayto, a couple of bottles of Prosecco, or at least two fluffy rabbits.

We even have a pencil case which is handy for holding your crochet needles, colouring pencils, Tena lady, tampax or buzzy battery-powered chum.

Woohoo!

T-shirts ¶œ15
Hoodies ¶œ22
Tote Bag* ¶œ7.5
Pencil Case ¶œ8

Just choose the item and the colour - t-shirts, hoodies and totes are available¶ÿin yellow or black. Pencil cases are only available¶ÿin Black.

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